It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. Alcohol does not solve problems but then again neither does milk.
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Funny quotes about friends and drinking. May 2 2020 explore katemoon777 s board friendship drinking followed by 288 people on pinterest. Old friends pass away new friends appear. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day.
Legendary american singer and actor frank sinatra once said alcohol may be man s worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy that was a funny take on alcohol consumption. For many these quotes also are an expression of revolt against the people who preach against taking liquor. The first glass is for myself the second for my friends the third for good humor and the forth for my enemies.
If i ever go missing i want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton this way my friends will know i am missing. Apr 24 2018 explore nicoledesign s board funny drinking quotes followed by 554 people on pinterest. You look like i need another drink.
Drinking is an emotional thing. See more ideas about drinking quotes funny drinking quotes wine humor. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
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I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Quotes about drinking with friends. Plato he was a wise man who invented beer plato.
It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life out of everything being the same. It is just like the days. The compliment of wise really means a lot coming from plato we d like to think he d also enjoy these funny drinking quotes and.
An old day passes a new day arrives. William temple better belly burst than good liquor be lost.