You love animals but you eat them. A man in love is not complete until he is married.
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One valentine s day i gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside made in taiwan. 3 romance is the icing but love is the cake. The most famous love quotes that you have ever heard.
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Love quotes for her. Then he is finished. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance oscar wilde love is the answer but while you re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty interesting questions woody allen gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love albert einstein love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties jules renard.
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