Well birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we ve grown. They told him we bought a kazoo.
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Funny best friend birthday jokes. Fewer guests you know you re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party. Statistics shows that the people who celebrate the most live the longest. Funny birthday wishes for best friends.
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Have a fantas taco birthday. Have you heard of the garlic diet. Matt damon asked his friends what they were planning for his birthday.
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Funniest birthday quotes for friends below are some written quotes and further below will be image quotes on this special day i wish you peace insight peace knowledge friendship romance and all those stuff that cost nothing you should enjoy this day. Absolutely hillarious birthday one liners. Because they re always popping.
They relish the moment. From a certain age. Here s to another year of laughing until it hurts dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane.
Abby birthday to you. Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Well you did tell me to surprise you.
You might be a year older but you donut look like it. How do pickles celebrate their birthday. Why did john connor lead the resistance against the machines.
See top 10 birthday one liners. Skynet refused to give john a facebook friend request. You don t lose much weight but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.
Soon you can laugh sneeze cough and pee at the same time. Birthday toast i always feel warm on my birthday because people don t stop toasting me.