Life isn t measured by the number of breaths you take but by the number of moments that take your breath away. The world owes you nothing.
When you are feeling down in life why not look at the funny side of it.
Funny quotes about life. Life is like an onion. The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy. Funny quotes about life.
Never do anything that you wouldn t want to explain to the paramedics. With so much humor in the world we ve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond. Funny quotes about life s ups and downs.
Every time you are able to find humor in a difficult situation you win unknown. Happy quotes stupid quotes top 100. One day i was born.
Kathrine hepburn fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George carlin life is an onion and one cries while peeling it. Be crazy be stupid be silly be weird.
How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. Then everything bothered me. It was here first.
The most dangerous phrase in any language is we ve always done it this way 4. Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. I m not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking 3.
When the plane you are on is late the plane you want to transfer to is on time. Build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. Life is hard after all it kills you.
George carlin on planets and people the planet is fine. You peel it off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep charles schulz my life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet i m happy. I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is.